
Ask me why I have been out, and I shall answer “Nodoka’s boobs…”
TV Reporter: “Emperor of Britannia has gone missing… and we have some theories as to why…”
a) Died of severe lack of nutrition from eating Cheez Whiz sandwiches all day in an attempt to save for pre-order debt…
b) Got S&M spanked in school and died of extreme blood loss due to failed Economics exam… (got the minimum mark in class)
c) Has been hypnotized by the sight of Haramura Nodoka’s balloons to the point of nullifying every mental function… (most definitely likely)



