It is Christmas Eve here (and in most other places by now) while Christmas in some places, so this seems a good time as any to wish everyone a Merry Christmas, despite me not celebrating it. Here is Achmed’s rendition of “Jingle Bombs”, from Youtube, and I recommend Jeff Dunham’s Very Special Christmas Special as well if you like Achmed. Out of all his puppets, I must say Achmed makes the best impression on me. Enjoy your Christmas if you celebrate it! Image above of Santa-san by famed hentai artist Taka Tony. I already have seen too many Christmas images so yeah, I feel like not repeating others’ images.

Jingle Bombs by Achmed the Dead Terrorist

Dashing through the sand, with a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan, for Christmas in Iraq
I got through Checkpoint A, but not through Checkpoint B
That’s when I got shot in the ass by the U.S. military

Oh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I blew up you see
Where are all the virgins that bin Laden promised me
Oh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Your soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left is this towel on my head

I used to be a man, that every time I cough
Thanks to Uncle Sam, my nuts keep falling off
My bombing days are gone, I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenience store night clerk

Oh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed
Don’t laugh at me because I’m dead
Or I~ kill~ you~

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