It is Christmas Eve here (and in most other places by now) while Christmas in some places, so this seems a good time as any to wish everyone a Merry Christmas, despite me not celebrating it. Here is Achmed’s rendition of “Jingle Bombs”, from Youtube, and I recommend Jeff Dunham’s Very Special Christmas Special as well if you like Achmed. Out of all his puppets, I must say Achmed makes the best impression on me. Enjoy your Christmas if you celebrate it! Image above of Santa-san by famed hentai artist Taka Tony. I already have seen too many Christmas images so yeah, I feel like not repeating others’ images.

Jingle Bombs by Achmed the Dead Terrorist

Dashing through the sand, with a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan, for Christmas in Iraq
I got through Checkpoint A, but not through Checkpoint B
That’s when I got shot in the ass by the U.S. military

Oh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I blew up you see
Where are all the virgins that bin Laden promised me
Oh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Your soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left is this towel on my head

I used to be a man, that every time I cough
Thanks to Uncle Sam, my nuts keep falling off
My bombing days are gone, I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenience store night clerk

Oh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed
Don’t laugh at me because I’m dead
Or I~ kill~ you~

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  1. k k Said,

    that song always cracks me up. ^^

    k’s last post: Merry Christmas

  2. oOgA oOgA Said,

    merry christmas :D

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  3. Yitza Yitza Said,

    Merry Christmas to you too ^^

  4. NanoPulp NanoPulp Said,

    Merry X’mas

    NanoPulp’s last post: Merry X’mas to All!

  5. wongtcsg wongtcsg Said,

    Very good!
    A silent night for you tonight…
    …………merry chirstmas….

  6. Blowfish Blowfish Said,

    Achmed is great! I also love that Mexican spoof of that guy

    Merry Christmas Panther!

    Blowfish’s last post: Operation Successful!

  7. Otaku Dan Otaku Dan Said,

    happy holidays

  8. Kairu Ishimaru Kairu Ishimaru Said,

    THAT SONG THAT SONG THAT SONG THAT SONG THAT SONG THAT SONG THAT SONG THAT SONG THAT SONG THAT SONG THAT SONG THAT SONG THAT SONG THAT SONG THAT SONG

    Oh Merry Christmas!

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  9. RyoBase RyoBase Said,

    Merry Christmas my man. b> <

  10. manga manga Said,

    I think I need to check out youtube after that song. Pretty catchy and everything.

    Merry Christmas to ya dudes/dudedes!

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  12. Marianto Marianto Said,

    Wish you all a Merry Christmas! ^^

  13. hika hika Said,

    Merry Christmas~

  14. Hynavian Hynavian Said,

    Merry Christmas Panther! (:
    Party hard and enjoy yourself.

  15. 53RG10 53RG10 Said,

    Merry Christmas!! ^_^

    Ah Achmed! The first time I saw him on Comedy Central I was literally laughing on the floor! Jeff Dunham is awesome!

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  16. Optic Optic Said,

    Merry Christmas mate. ^^
    I’m starting to see Achmed the Dead Terrorist as a promo ringtone on TV here. ^_^

  17. Lehq Lehq Said,

    Merry Xmas~~!!!

    and rofl the song

  18. phossil phossil Said,

    merry christmas :P

  19. pp pp Said,

    Merry Christmas pantherr!!

    pp’s last post: Merry Ho-Ho-ho!

  20. abao abao Said,

    www XD

    Merry Christmas (^_^)

  21. Orange Orange Said,

    Merry Christmas! And the song was funny. :]

    Orange’s last post: Merry Christmas!

  22. andra andra Said,

    Hohoho, Merry Christmas Panther!

    lols the song is great XD

  23. Kona Kona Said,

    Merry Christmas, Achmed. ^^ (haven’t listened to the song yet, having interbutts currently…)

    Kona’s last post: Shifting

  24. G2 G2 Said,

    Haha. Like that song.

    Merry Christmas!

  25. malzias malzias Said,

    MERRY CHRISTMAS, I KEEL YOU!

    malzias’s last post: SILENCE. I KILL YOU.

  26. ron~ ron~ Said,

    Merry Christmas! :D

    hoo very nice CG there, tony taka FTW :D

    ron~’s last post: Merry Christmas 2008~

  27. TheGeek TheGeek Said,

    Merry Christmas everyone.

    TheGeek’s last post: And I’m Spent

  28. Kazearashi Kazearashi Said,

    Merry Christmas Panther!

    And ever since I showed that video clip to my brother, he always repeating the song everytime now… Kinda annoying LOL

    Kazearashi’s last post: Birthday and Christmas

  29. Adun Adun Said,

    Merry Christmas mate~

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