Some uncool blogger has decided to link back to my blog and called me, among other things, part of an “elite group of anime fans” and “total tsundere” to a certain famous anime blogger. I was not the only one he flamed. There were others involved. Oh yeah, how can I not reply to this?
If you are reading this part congratulations. You have already realized this was all a good joke, but read the rest to go on for the super lulz.
1. Impz is uncool compared to other Singaporean bloggers
Fuck yes you are, bitch. Anti-otaku right? And you hardly even give a shit about other stuff. Why do you even blog on anime? How do I fathom this? Why do you run an anime blog when you hardly give a shit about the culture? The logic of this eludes my superbrain.
Oh seriously I swear, I LOL’ed so hard at this part I nearly fell off my chair, Impz. GJ
2. Anoy finds Impz anonymous.
And I even remember the time when /m/ flamed you for flaming KYAASHAARN and you were like, “What’s 4Chan?” How can you not know the backbones of the internets? Fucking lurk moar.
Anonymous. They are legion. But lol, I was laughing when you linked to Blowfish. He really thought it was serious. Blowfish if you read this, we were all having a good laugh on IRC when this happened. And freaking email me! I left you a message on Tsuki-board.
3. Impz doesn’t blog on the cool things.
Why can you not realize, the term “otaku culture” is spreading wider huh? You need to blog on moar now, not just what you think is anime. Shit man, the term has changed so much in the last 6 months. Find out what the fuck is real manly, and GAR.
Super hilarious. This part is freaking ownage, and yet true in a sad way. I wonder how many people define the term “anime blog” as “otaku blog” now instead.
4. I am not otaku enough.
Damn fucking straight. How can you blog on anime and not go to cons? Or like, at least get some merchandise? I fucking have figures. F-i-g-u-r-e-s. Do you get that? Oh man I am so awesome to be surrounded by plastic girls that look better than the average 3D female. And I fucking socialize wut? With real men.
HAHAHAHA WHEN YOU REFERENCED GORDON I FLIPPED, and that was RECENTLY too.
5. I am not like Danny Choo.
Who the fuck do you think you are then, Arnold Schwarzenagger then? Get a grip. Go back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich. And why flame Shin? He fucking crossdressed at a convention. Would you even have the guts? Oh wait I forgets, you are totally uncool, unGAR, <9000, a fucking mudkipz, and only use poop as your attack, which by the way, was ineffective.
FOR THE FUCKING RECORD I DO NOT APPROVE OF TRAP SHIN
In a wise man’s words, you just did not make the cut. Sorry, you are voted off Impz.
Damn fucking straight.
PS: To those who knew what this post really was saying, I hope you had a good time. Entertainment brought to you by the workings of IRC. Join us there, where the real cool men go.
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Oh Panther, you are such a tsundere, but not the good kind since you’re male.
ARGHHH, DIE PUNK
@Yamcha -
I LOL’ED.
@Impz -
I <3 you too.
Why so tsun?
@Yamcha –
He’s a male!? O_O I thought he was.. nevermind.
@topic: Yeah. Me too. My blog was ‘in’ there too.
@Mizunaga -
Because I can.
@Kairu Ishimaru -
LOLWIT, I A FEMALE?
Your website is SHINY! On more serious issue, Wwll I wasn’t really talking about people like you (hey I used to triple post daily) but more of a dig on my friends who seemed to be so bloody free. Thanks for coming over to my non-otaku blog!
@Panther: Huh? Did someone say, “Die Punk”? {Punk Trooper pulls out his katana…}
How OLD are you guys?
yay sparks flying
@elvadrieng -
Lol @ shiny website, you should have seen it in October. No problem about going over, I like to expand my reading whenever I can. :)
@xJAYMANx -
LOL I look forward to those pictures.
@Polo901 -
The reason for the dorama is not because of age, but because it seemed fun and would draw attention. I did get a lot of hits from it lol. No worries, it was all in good spirit. Join us in IRC, where there is way more insanity than even this, and it will make you laugh. :D
@pp -
Damn you yaoi fanboi. You just want to see males going at it eh? :p
lol, entertainment in the irc.. must be quite a lively channel to have all these commotion..
@hika -
Our channel yes, but Impz is not in there. I talk to him via other channels. It depends on whether people are around for any of the channels to be lively. Do join us there. <3
@Panther: Done! Ah, but u already saw my pics, lol. But what did u mean by your third sentence? Something unmentionable?
@xJAYMANx -
Read the very first link in this post lol.
@Panther: Damn, u guys are too mean, lol. Oh crap, I didn’t desecrate the Stormtrooper image, did I? >_<