Foreword to readers: If you are not interested in reading about DC.com, or a post full of shit, or one that might be rather ugly to some and full of parodies and memes, please skip this post. You will be better off. Otherwise, continue. Above, a nice image by artist Rezi before the lulz begins.

Welcome to another edition of “HOW WE TROLL SUCCESSFULLY” hosted by yours truly. In this edition, we take a look at a topic of widespread (read: 7 people maybe) concern – that of a possible first DannyChoo.com SEA (Stupid & Eccentric Addendum South-east Asia aka. where nobody else cares about) meet at a convention this coming November in Shingopare! Wow!
 

For reference, first of all, see this post (edit: LOL the post got deleted by Danny himself) by WiseFreeman. The details are all in there. It is amazing! Let us first begin by looking at the specific details!

“A numbers of DC.com loyal readers would like to organize a gathering with all others DC.com readers from the nearby countries (Southeast Asia)”

A numbers! I read a grammatical error already in the first three lines of the post! I truly enjoy my Engrish. And I bet the “numbers” refer to 1 person, ie. himself. Wow! Lots of people!
 

“We’ll make this gathering a pre-event prior to the so-called official “First Southeast Asia DannyChoo.com Appreciation Gathering”.”

Oh, the lovely lulz! I believe the name he chose was meant for bootlicking purposes! How subtle! I must get his autograph for his effort in thinking up such a name.
 

“Objective are to mingle around & share your experience with fellow DC.com comrades from many other nearby countries during the 2 days AFA08 convention.”

First he calls it a pre-event, now he says the objective is during the convention itself? Someone give this man a trophy!
 

“The honorable Danny Choo is currently planning his visit to Singapore soon. Should his schedule had been confirmed prior to his arrival. We’ll have another gathering which hopefully feature our honored guest, Danny Choo. We will request utmost permission from Danny to make an appearance for a handshake & present / flower giving session with us during the scheduled gathering.”

The first thing I did after reading this was…

Flower-giving session and handshakes! How much more thick-skinned can you get? >9000?

Ah for the precious reader’s information, Danny has said he was coming since April to June period and till now there has been no news. Read on to find out more about this later and why this is significant.
 

“I hereby would like to humbly request the loyal readers which reside in Singapore would kindly take the lead to assist & organize this gathering alongside with me, since I’m not familiar with Singapore in term of logistic & it’s best to have the native there to guide us.”

And initially, my name was mentioned in there. He removed it after a comment by me, which you can find here (edit: since the post was removed, my comment obviously no longer exists, all I said was “No.”). He still keeps the mention of Gordon and Radical Anime Fan though, the only other two “loyal” DC.com readers he knows of. I wonder if he even realizes Gordon is in Team Blue.

And finally…
 

“Rewards: I shall proudly sponsor a 2-days meals & reimburse travel expenses for all the committee members who assisted greatly on this event.”
 

Did you even begin to think about who would even begin to believe you?
 

Now, on a more serious note readers. I have first-hand information from Malaysian bloggers that WiseFreeman is not only an asskisser, but also an idiot that appears at almost every convention in Malaysia. According to the source, he is too much of an idiot to bother raging over by even talking about him. The source I am talking about too is very difficult to get so riled about people and things, you can therefore see the extent of this guy’s idiocy.

Let me tell you right now, Mr. not-so-wise and too-free man, stop coming into our blogs and dirtying them. The anime blogging sphere, or otaku bloggersphere as it were, is a much better place without the likes of you. You think we will do this all on a whim and want to meet up with other readers of just one site? We have better things to do with our time…and if we do want to meet up, I cannot speak much for others, but at least I do know this – I rather meet up with other bloggers, people with their responsibiilties, people with pride, people who are actually considered worthy of knowing, than the likes of you. Bring your moronism elsewhere. Stop putting me with the likes of your retarded shit.
 

On another note, we can now expand on the article I wrote in June thanks to this related topic. Look at DC.com now. Full of retarded members and asskissers, as well as people who believe that Danny is god. The trouble has gone on so much so that this recent one had to be posted in Danny’s news. Then again, it was originally written by someone who started all my trouble there, and he still has not contacted me even though he said he will do so after his exams…which were what, in July. And his posts on DC, well, we already know what kind of person he is.

Lastly, people probably thought that I missed this awesome one by Danny himself. In fact, anyone who chats with me enough on MSN or IRC will know why I was laughing so hard at this one I just linked to. Oh, the lulz that I had, is golden. Oh yes, you all know what I think and believe now. Then again, proof points almost conclusively to what I think and believe being right. Lol, especially what Otaku.fm really is.
 

For the record, I am willing to meet with anyone during AFA ‘08, I am assured to be going for both days. All you have to do is tell me if you are going for it, leave a comment here. I can also arrange a meet with Team Blue members, since quite a few of them are going.

I may be an asshole, but I am nice unless you do something to me. Truthfully, I wonder why there should be so much hate in the world. There are people I dislike, yes, who does not have such people in mind, but to use the word “hate” is too strong. Hate should be reserved for people who really really deserve the hate of a lot of people, not just one, and even then, hate is a toil on your health. Then again I am a negative example of that. So if you are not someone like WiseFreeman over there at DC.com (oh lord I hope he stays there), feel free to ask me for directions, advice regarding stuff here in SG, food, accommodation, etc. If I cannot answer, I can always point you to people who can. Alternatively, look for us in our channel #TeamBlue in IRC’s Rizon server (irc.rizon.net), where we usually are at night SGT, idiots not welcome.
 

And finally, what are my impressions?
 

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